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Necromancy most foul! Oh wait, we're all already dead. Nevermind.
1. None of the predictions which have been, are being, or will be made on this thread will ever come true. Including this one.
2. I will, one day, meet even one active downer.
3. Gandalf Uncloaking jokes, Balrog Wing flamewars, and discussions of the nature of Tom Bombadil will be enshrined among the pantheon of Things That Will Never Die, alongside polka and bowties.
4. Doctor Who references will become so popular among Downers that they will eventually be officially added to the purpose of the side, producing the Doctor-Downas, the Internet's only site for fans of the LordDoctor OfIn The RingTARDIS. Writers of bad crossover fanfiction will be shot; survivors will be [CENSORED FOR YOUR SANITY].
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