[narfforc]

Dear Editor, I feel that I must jump to the defence of Lalwende. If she were any more Northern she would leap about shouting 'Och aye the noo' every 3 minutes, and what's more she wouldn't own a whippet and wear a flat cap as she does, she'd own a Westie and wear a wee bonnet. So I can only deem that these so called experts who claim she isn't Northern work for Santa at the North Pole...