But . . . but . . . then I'll have nobody to blindly follow! Whhhhaaaaa! *sniffle*
Anyway, this ought to be fun,
phantom or no
phantom (sorry,
phantom's ego). I'll probably not be posting as much as I planned to, due to the fact that I ordered a new computer game that arrived today (

) without thinking of how it would affect my TiG-ing. (

)
Now, down to business.
Phantom is obviously innocent, being infallible and all.
Laurab2333 is suspicious, seeing as I don't recall her joining (was it by PM or something?), but I'll give her the benefit of newbie-doubt in hopes that I will be given the same. I'm innocent too, of course, being the Master (or would that make me guilty? Well yeah, but not of being a spider.)
Everybody else is guilty, guilty,
guilty! They're all accomplices! As to who's the spider xyrself, though, that's obviously
Boromir88, referred to as the "sweet prince" of the one responsible for inflicting this on us all -
sally!*
*Bom Tombadillo, Inc. takes no responsibility for the truth of this message. Content may or may not be biased, erroneous, or blatant lies.
[edit] Ninja'd by the Moddess herself! Truly this is an honour! [/edit]