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Old 04-02-2011, 02:26 PM   #8
Pitchwife
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Nice. How about the Valar?

Manfred, god of romantic tragedy
Varta*, goddess of electricity
Awly the Shoemaker, god of footwear
Iwanna, goddess of desire
Norman Lord of Bondage, god of obsession
Gearman Lord of Lorryvan, god of transport
Vienna, goddess of Art Nouveau
Osramy*, god of enlightenment
Pulmo the Breather, god of air
Polkas, god of dance
Milka*, god of sweet temptation

(* these are brandnames of batteries, lightbulbs and chocolate, respectively, which may or may not be known outside Germany)

As for the fellowship:

Randolph the Rare (renowned for his unforgettable barbecues)
Oregon son of Marathon
Borrowme son of Debtor
Fido Doggins, heir of Doghouse (yeah, narfforc's already been there, but I can't do better)
Slam Banshee
Sherry Brandybottle
Terpentine Pook, nicknamed Tintin
Glimmery son of Glowing
Lacklustre son of Treadmill

Also, let's not forget the Lady Allegriel and her consort, Lord Celibidachë.
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