Aragorn: Eowyn, I need to confess something to you.
Eowyn: What is it, darling?
Aragorn: You're my sister.
Eowyn: Aragorn, how much did you drink yesterday?
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Aragorn: One moment, Eowyn, please... I have an emergency business...
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Eowyn: Aragorn, I'm not coming close to you until you take a proper bath!
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Eowyn: What's wrong, dear?
Aragorn: I miss my mommy! *breaks out crying*
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Aragorn: Say one more word about coming with me and meeting your death, and I'm going to chop you into pieces myself!
Eowyn: Fine, then!Be like that!