What they won't say (Silmarilion version)
Since we have a LOTR version, we can have Silmarilion one.
To start:
(Hurin is brought before Morgoth)
Morgoth: Will you tell me where Gondolin is?
Hurin: No...
Morgoth: Fine.Your wife and children.They shall die terribly. At least, while they're in Middle-Earth...
Hurin: Very well...
Morgoth: *suspicious* What?
Hurin: Nothing...it's just that you said 'in Middle Earth...' *doubles over laughing*
Morgoth: Oh, crap...
(Meanwhille)
Turin/Nienor/Lalaith/Morwen: Heigh ho, heigh ho, off to Aman we go...
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Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench.
I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.
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