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Originally Posted by Glirdan
Thorin: Why 13?
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I was 13 when I found out I was a Dwarf. Since I went with Dwarves on a mission to avenge other Dwarves and conquer the right home of Dwarves, I thought that 13 Dwarves is the Dwarvishly perfect Dwarvish number. 13 of us, 13 Dwarves, set out on the dangerous Dwarf mission on Dwarf business. It's a shame Gandalf made that fat lump Bilbo come along; it ruined all my plan. Well, what can a Dwarf expect of a wizard who isn't a Dwarvishly Dwarfy Dwarf?
Smaug: what colour are your wings and why?