Wolf 1: Why are we chasing down this ring, again?
Wolf 2: ...Sauron told us to?
Wolf 3: And we're getting paid? In hobbit meat?
Wolf 1: Oh yeah. So who did we decide had it?
Sally: [skipping by] Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies, insert joyous innocent laughter here etc...
Wolf 2: [Shrugs] I guess she's as good a target as any.
Wolf 3: So let's chomp her then?
Wolf 1: Sounds good.
Sally: And now for another rendition of - heeeeey, you guys aren't a captive audience at all! I CALL SHENANIGANS!
Wolf 3: Could you call for a waiter while you're at it? We'd like our check.
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Sally has been eaten. She was an ordo.
Day 2 begins.
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Shasta– ... However, if he's innocent his famous clairvoyant powers must be taking the week off. Meanwhile, the Night-kills have been awfully effective– almost like we're dealing with a psychic wolf... - Nerwen, WW LXXV
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