I was reading this and I laughed so hard I got kicked out of the library!
Anyways, how's this for
Galadriel -
age ralli
Sort of works. -ish.
Rune son of Bjarne -
bone runs for Jane
Poor Jane; there's a skeleton chasing after her...
Legate of Amon Lanc -
can mate fall on ego?
hmmm... good question.