So Mordor is located right around...Turkey? Eesh, my geography isn't too great. It's right above Greece, anyway. Guess that would tally with the description of its being generally dry, but I'm having a hard time reconciling Mount Doom with olive trees and baklava - those came along later, I guess. Not to mention how the Watchers don't seem to have been carved in Corinthian, Doric OR Ionic styles... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. Ah well. It's all rather silly anyway.
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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