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Can Ringwraiths turn on their master?
I'm sorry, I just had this bizarre thought of Khamul in a thong, fishnets and stiletto heels, singing a breathless version of 'Happy Birthday' to Sauron.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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