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Oddwen · 08-18-2010, 10:21 PM

Theoden: Argh! Not again! If I can't put the cart before the horse, and putting the horse before the cart ends in this, what am I supposed to do?

Or...

I know an Rohirrim who swallowed a Ring...
I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die!

I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Gollum
It wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside him!

He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring
But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die!

I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Strider
He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him
He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring
But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die!

I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Glorfindel
He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider
He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him
He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring
But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die!

I know a Rohirrim who swallowed an Arwen
He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel
He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider
He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him
He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring
But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die!

I know a Rohirrim who swallowed an Elrond
He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen
He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel
He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider
He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him
He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring
But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die!

I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Gil-Galad
He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond
He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen
He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel
He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider
He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him
He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring
But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die!

I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Sauron
He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad
He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond
He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen
He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel
He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider
He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him
He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring
But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die!

I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Luthien
He swallowed the Luthien to catch the Sauron
He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad
He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond
He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen
He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel
He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider
He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him
He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring
But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die!

I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Silmaril
He swallowed the Silmaril to catch the Luthien
He swallowed the Luthien to catch the Sauron
He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad
He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond
He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen
He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel
He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider
He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him
He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring
But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die!

I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Starglass
He swallowed the Starglass to catch the Silmaril
He swallowed the Silmaril to catch the Luthien
He swallowed the Luthien to catch the Sauron
He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad
He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond
He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen
He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel
He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider
He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him
He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring
But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die!

I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Hobbit
He swallowed the Hobbit to catch the Starglass
He swallowed the Starglass to catch the Silmaril
He swallowed the Silmaril to catch the Luthien
He swallowed the Luthien to catch the Sauron
He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad
He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond
He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen
He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel
He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider
He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him
He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring
But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die!

I know a Rohirrim who swallowed Bill the Pony

...Bill the Pony? He's dead, of course!

08-18-2010, 10:21 PM	#13510
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Theoden: Argh! Not again! If I can't put the cart before the horse, and putting the horse before the cart ends in this, what am I supposed to do? Or... I know an Rohirrim who swallowed a Ring... I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Gollum It wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside him! He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed an Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed an Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Gil-Galad He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Sauron He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Luthien He swallowed the Luthien to catch the Sauron He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Silmaril He swallowed the Silmaril to catch the Luthien He swallowed the Luthien to catch the Sauron He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Starglass He swallowed the Starglass to catch the Silmaril He swallowed the Silmaril to catch the Luthien He swallowed the Luthien to catch the Sauron He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Hobbit He swallowed the Hobbit to catch the Starglass He swallowed the Starglass to catch the Silmaril He swallowed the Silmaril to catch the Luthien He swallowed the Luthien to catch the Sauron He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed Bill the Pony ...Bill the Pony? He's dead, of course! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 08-19-2010 at 10:43 AM. Reason: I edited this post to catch some errors, i made some errors by typing too fast, i typed too fast 'cause the joke was long...