Is it alive? - Yes
Is it a Man? - No
Is it an Elf? - No
Is it an olvar? - No (nor a plant by any other name
)
Is it a Dwarf? - No
Is it a Maia? - No
Female? - No
Is it a Vala? - No
Manwë? - See above
Is it an Orc? - No
Is it a giant eagle? - No
Is it Tom Bombadil? - No
Is it an evil creature/individual? - Not evil, but definitely a creature, and quite individual
