TGEW and I noticed the appaling lack of one. Thus, here is our contribution:
We are Barrow wights
We do what we please
But only
When The Barrow-Wight
Himself says "apple".
We're dead
Already, so
We fear
Not a thing
We're wights
Of the Downs,
And we can do anything.
Calling all Tolkienites
To come join our ranks
Of wights
All Night
We haunt those living folk.
Werewolves,
Journalists,
Meat makers
And priests
All live here
On the Downs
And we agree:
Tolkien is great!
And we should follow the lead
Of Soap Pope
Barrow-Wight
There are no guarantees
You won't be
Stabbed in the back
Or elected King
So come!
Have fun!
And drink lots
Of tea!
And we'd love to see yours! We'd also like to see Pledges of Allegiance
I pledge alligence to the Downs
and to the Barrow Wight Himself
and to all the Wights who live in the Downs
undead, underground, utterly bribeable, with soap and meat products for all.
and flags
What? I didn't make one of those.
And anything else you come up with!
