Go tell your friend to go jump in the Void, and then run after her/him with a sword (or you can make do with a long pointy object) yelling, "ELENDIIIIIIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then, of course, explain to everyone who is staring at you open-mouthed with shock that, that is what happens when a Tolkien fan is angered!
Believe me, it works!
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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