[Loslote]

I've been looking at the engine, and I've noticed several problems. The R/A/M is at 73 while the Jiroscopic Beoneedle is pointed due east and the HTV channel is completely fuzzed out but in a pattern that is eerily similar to the YCT pattern of the NBC fuzz during the disaster of 2089. The Nissota has hit googleplex levels, and the Honeral Motiff has dropped to only 38% of optimum value. No levels of cadmium have been detected in the cadmium storage unit, which means that the Cadmistic Ignitor has lost all fuel and no longer produces output of any sort, so that the Verostile Xerox has lost power. Casualties among the treadmill mice have soared, with only 17% surviving, and all of those grey mice as opposed to the higher producing white mice. The wires connecting the Yesox Imput and the Hasalblad Generator have frayed, causing random jolts of electricity to the Knickerbocker Machine that fry any undergarments currently inside. This causes all of the crew to be forced to wear smelly undergarments. Hasardous toxic waste from the oceanic waste dump has leaked into the Beatific NFC, so that the NFC can no longer produce the RKI needed to power the Y2K. If there's no Y2K, then the programing for the ZIDRAM will crash, causing power failures among the JZs.

Moreover, the engine's broke.