Morth, it seems to me that if you want to be banned, you have to come up with a way to tell us obvious 'secrets' for how to use our iPods or computers, or make us an offer we can't resist on stuff we either already have or don't want (but can get SO cheap from you because it's pirated). And wasn't there someone through here recently that was trolling for a woman in his sig file...?
Happy death day, regardless.