In a sense, my name is a hoax. I am not an Elf, just a stout hobbit. Now you've got a rock solid case to lynch me without further talk or rational thought.
Oh, all those people who haven't posted
must be werewolves. Oh noes, we're all doomed! AGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
That previous paragraph demonstrates that I am a truly sinister individual. Are you too
blind to see the way I explain away something truly sinister about myself? Also, note the way he then diverts attention from himself by making a joking accusation about all the people who haven't posted yet. What we need is a strong leader with manly chest hair. On second thought, we need four strong leaders.
