Look you!I've got a super maniac plan now and if you reject it,I'll trap you in a sack!
Here it is:
(In a tavern,Lalaith and geese are sitting around the table,munching)
Lalaith:Have you got any other idea?
Goose1:Lemme think...Aha!
(An hour later,in Nargothrond,Lalaith and geese have Mim the dwarf tied up.)
Lalaith:Glaurung likes this treasure.Curse it!
Goose1:Or I'll rip your throat out!
Mim:I curse this treasure....
(Lalaith kills Mim and walks calmly out of Nargothrond, followed by geese.They rerurn to tavern and have a nice nap...)
I can't think of anything else...for now!
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Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench.
I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.
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