Ok,you made me seriously angry, so her's my effort:
(Lalaith is sitting on ground, stroking two geese affectionately.)
Lalaith(concerned):What shall we do now? Water and rock trick failed....
Goose1(sighs):I do not know.
Goose2:I've got an idea!
Lalaith:What is it?
(Goose2 leanes towards Lalaith and whispers something in her ear.)
Lalaith:You know what? It just might work!
Goose2 approaches Glaurung.
Goose2:You know what!You're a sucker!
Glaurung:No,I'm not!
Goose2:I say you are!
(Lalaith sneaks up to them and rips Glaurung's backbone out)
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Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench.
I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.
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