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Originally Posted by Pitchwife
I'll concede that. First time wolf syndrome can be tough. We've all been through that, haven't we?   |
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Originally Posted by the phantom
He wasn't bested by a girl and her dog. The girl fainted when he got close, where as Huan, the great and mighty hound of Valinor, attacked Sauron from behind while Sauron was under the influence of drowsy-dust from Luthien's cloak. So Huan had on his side both the initial upper-hand as well as the fact that he was fated not to lose, plus Sauron was in a different form than usual which had to be slightly awkward.
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Uh-uh. Huan and Luthien still bested him,
tp. Okay, there were extenuating circustances. They WON. He LOST.
By way of illustration–
Scene: Morgoth's throneroom, Thangorodrim. Enter Sauron.
Morgoth (with icy menace): Well, Sauron. I'm surprised you dare show your face around here, after making a complete laughingstock of the forces of darkness. I still can't believe you lost to a girl and a dog!
Sauron (clears throat):
Lost? What are you talking about, your Majesty? Actually, I won.
Morgoth (taken aback): You
won? Rumour has it that the dog had you by the throat. Besides, what happened to Tol-in-Gaurhoth, then?
Sauron: Ah, but your Majesty, when you consider all the disadvantages I was under– Luthien's magic, the dog's sneak-attack, me not being in my usual form– not to mention fate being against me– you'll see that really I
did win. On
points, your Majesty.
Morgoth: That's it. You're fired!
Hurls Iron Crown at him. Exit Sauron, hurriedly.
THE END.
See?