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Old 04-17-2010, 08:48 PM   #1384
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Thumbs up Part III: Wherein the Sandwich Islands are Proposed

In our last episode, gentle reader, the brave Isabellkya has just stated the following: The ever fashion forward Karl Marx (donning purple shoes,) hefted his scythe in the air as he urged Gylfi to join his troupe in seeking vengeance. Sadly(?) Gylfi ignored the troupe of nonchalant SPM, Alien, Squirrel the Hoarder, and a rogue bomb - in favor of the breaking news on the television about a monstrosity with green hair.

Danger loomed, nonetheless, in the approach of Aganzir and her image of death:

...not that it daunted Thinlómien much:
Karl Marx and the mercenaries he managed to recruit attack the medusa-loving King Fréalaf of Sweden.

On the other hand, Legate was completely terrified, as this Graeco-Roman piece suggests:


Not to give him too much credit, however, Rune managed to do this with nary a drop of fear:
Once again our hero (of might and magic) saves the day, by exposing that Sweden and Mordor are in fact the same place.

...a fact which outraged Brinniel, who was compelled to make things perfectly clear:


...not that everyone understood. The Might, at least, seemed quite misguided:
Thinlómien becomes leader of the EU and wages war on Sweden which has been declared to be Mordor.

To be continued... (please, do not post until the "story" is finished)
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