Under the gaze of an apathetic Ilúvatar, a band of speciesist, anarchistic, Dwarves rampage through the Old Forrest to demonstrate their displeasure towards the current King. Meanwhile, the Swan of Doom awaits.--thus quoth
Laurinquë, as has already been said.
In retort,
Mnemosyne showed the following photographic evidence:
...which, in turn, caused
TheGreatElvenWarrior to declare wryly:
A viking scares a swan away over the Hedge into the Old Forest where the giant trees are waiting.
Eönwë took this much too seriously, coming up with this:
Nogrod, however, did not take it serious at all, saying,
Rune gets a bit carried away with his Gylfaginning-phantasies while cutting the hedge, but without Ratatöskr to make sense of the situation some confusion of identities and missions are created.
...naturally,
Hookbill could not stand for this, and had to express this somehow:
Isabellkya scolded him severely for this, when she said,
The ever fashion forward Karl Marx (donning purple shoes,) hefted his scythe in the air as he urged Gylfi to join his troupe in seeking vengeance. Sadly(?) Gylfi ignored the troupe of nonchalant SPM, Alien, Squirrel the Hoarder, and a rogue bomb - in favor of the breaking news on the television about a monstrosity with green hair.
To be continued... (please do not post on this thread till the "story" is finished).