Heh. I'm more of an Entwife. I love hiking, but prefer paths that non-chaotic. Actually, my favorite hiking trails are over rock fields and paths that were made to be easy to walk over. Not much of an Ent.
I don't like gardening simply because I don't like getting dirty - especially when you get dirt under your nails and can't get it out.
I like things to be
just so, though, and if it weren't for the pesky dirt I would garden.