Oh my goodness, Lottie that was amazing, especialling this:
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Samwise was certainly not unequal to any of the other folk in the Shire, but he had some unique and rather frowned-upon habits. He dressed in chronologically-enhanced jeans (which were also newness-impaired), wore a size-enhanced cowboy hat and talked with a southern drawl.
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Haha, that's so hilarious. Thanks for sharing!!!