With apologies to the Pythons:
There are wolves in the Downs, there are ordos
there are Gifteds and Lovers and then
there are those that follow the phantom
but I've never been one of theeemm. 
I'm a Werewolf Player
and I have been since sometime in last May.
And the one thing you can say about Werewolf is
they'll kill you as soon as you play.
You don't have to have a high post count
You don't have to have a great mind
You don't need to have your own title
You're addicted as soon as you sign.
Beecause...
Every game is lovely, every game is great
If a game is missed, then, we get quite irate.
The wolves tried to kill us. The wolves laughed and hung round.
But we made them pay for each ordo that couldn't be found.