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Not really a song but...
VILLAGE:
A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! We've found a wolf! A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! A wolf! We've got a wolf! A wolf! A wolf! Lynch him! Lynch him!
Lynch him! We've found a wolf! We've found a wolf! A wolf! A wolf! A wolf!
FEA:
We have found a wolf. May we lynch him?
CROWD:
Lynch him! Lynch! Lynch him! Lynch him!
SALLY:
How do you know he is a wolf?
NERWEN:
He looks like one.
VILLAGE:
Right! Yeah! Yeah!
SALLY:
Bring him forward.
EÖNWË:
I'm not a wolf. I'm not a wolf.
SALLY:
Uh, but you are covered in fur.
EÖNWË:
They dressed me up like this.
VILLAGE:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
EÖNWË:
And these aren't my fangs. They're false ones.
SALLY:
Well?
FEA:
Well, we did do the teeth.
SALLY:
The teeth?
FEA:
And the fur, but he is a wolf!
NERWEN:
Yeah!
VILLAGE:
We lynch him! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
SALLY:
Did you dress her up like this?
FEA:
No!
NERWEN and INZIL:
No. No.
NERWEN:
No.
FEA:
No.
NERWEN and INZIL:
No.
FEA:
Yes.
NERWEN:
Yes.
FEA:
Yes. Yeah, a bit.
INZIL:
A bit.
FEA and NERWEN:
A bit.
INZIL:
A bit.
VILLAGER #1:
He has got sharp teeth.
*cough*
SALLY:
What makes you think he is a wolf?
INZIL:
Well, he Night killed me.
BEDEVERE:
Killed you?
INZIL:
I got better.
NERWEN:
Lynch him anyway!
FEA:
Lynch!
VILLAGE:
Lynch him! Lynch! Lynch him!...
SALLY:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether he is a wolf.
FEA:
Are there?
NERWEN:
Ah?
FEA:
What are they?
VILLAGE:
Tell us! Tell us!...
NERWEN:
Do they hurt?
SALLY:
Tell me. What do you do with wolves?
NERWEN:
Lynch!
FEA:
Lynch!
VILLAGE:
Lynch! Lynch them all! Lynch!...
BEDEVERE:
And what do you lynch apart from wolves?
FEA:
More wolves!
INZIL:
Shh!
NERWEN:
Bears
BEDEVERE:
So, why do wolves burn?
[pause]
INZIL:
B--... 'cause they're made of... bear?
SALLY:
Good! Heh heh.
VILLAGE:
Oh, yeah. Oh.
SALLY:
So, how do we tell whether he is a bear?
FEA:
Seer dream him.
SALLY:
Ah, but can you not also seer dream an innocent?
FEA:
Oh, yeah.
IZZY:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
SALLY:
Do bears hunt at Night?
FEA:
Yes. Yes.
NERWEN:
Yes, they do! They do!
FEA:
Check if he hunts at Night!
VILLAGE:
Check! Check if he hunts at Night!
SALLY:
What also hunts at Night?
FEA:
Vampires!
NERWEN:
Wizards!
INZIL:
Uh, very small rocks!
FEA:
Potatoes!
NERWEN:
Uh, Ra-racoons!
FEA:
Tigers!
NERWEN:
Bats!
INZIL:
Uh, churches! Churches!
NERWEN:
Lead! Lead!
SHASTA:
An owl!
VILLAGE:
Oooh.
SALLY:
Exactly. So, logically...
FEA:
If... he... weighs... the same as an owl,... he's made of bear.
SALLY:
And therefore?
NERWEN:
A wolf!
FEA:
A wolf!
VILLAGE:
A wolf! A wolf!...
FORM:
Here is an owl. Use this owl.
[quack quack quack]
SHASTA: *whispers* It's a duck.
SALLY:
Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
VILLAGE:
Ohh! Ohh! Lynch the wolf! Lynch the wolf! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Ahh! Ahh...
SALLY:
Right. Remove the supports!
[whop]
[clunk]
[creak]
VILLAGE:
A wolf! A wolf! A wolf!
EÖNWË:
It's a fair cop.
INZIL:
Lynch him! Lynch him!
VILLAGE:
Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch him! Lynch! Lynch!...
(I found the original script online and couldn't resist changing it)
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