[Eönwë]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See them all confused from one of Sally's games, see how they post.
I'm crying.

Sitting in the village, waiting for the lynch to come.
Were-ewolfing killing, stupid Day 5 lynching.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow fur.
I am the ranger, they are the lovers.
I'm the last werewolf, goo goo g'joob.

Mister Villager Ranger sitting
Pretty little vill'gers in a row.
See how they fly from werewolves in the Night, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from the last wolf kill.
Yes they are disgusting, no it is not their fault,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you wanted to lynch me.
I am the ranger, they are the lovers.
I'm the last werewolf, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in the village centre waiting to be lynched.
If lynch votes don't come, you still get lynched
From not getting as many votes.
I am the ranger, they are the lovers.
I'm the last werewolf, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert dying werewolves,
Don't you think the phantom laughs at you?
See how they smile like villagers at Day,
See their revenge.
I'm crying.

Strange new little spambots, climbing up the 'Downs Rep ladder.
Reference to Lommy, randomly in this song.
Man, you should have seen some of my other song versions.
I am the ranger, they are the lovers.
I'm the last werewolf, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.