[satansaloser2005]

I'll probably add in something more about Fea being Simon but wanted to get this up so there was at least something here for you folks to look at. Narration follows.




“Hi everybody!”

“Hi Gwath!”

“You wanna lynch someone toDay?”

“Yeah! You!”

“Not again!”

“Ha ha ha ha!”

And with that everyone burst into song, the rest of the crowd inching closer to Gwath as they sang.

“I’m a normal guy, I just don’t know why
You always vote me, now you ignore me
I wish I’d survive just one until Day Five
So have fun loves, trying to catch werewolves”

“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”

“I’m a normal guy, I just don’t know why
You always vote me, now you ignore me
I wish I’d survive just one until Day Five
So have fun loves, trying to catch werewolves

I'm a plain helpful ord in the harsh Werewolf world
Try to post, never boast, but still fodder”

“He’s a lynch that’s a cinch, no one keeps him around
Even when he’s a role that’s not werewolf”

“You could vote, but you won’t
See if I help you again. Neener neener!

I’m a normal guy, I just don’t know why
You always vote me, now you ignore me
I wish I’d survive just one until Day Five
So have fun loves, trying to catch werewolves”

“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”
“Oh come on, guys!”
“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”
“Seriously?”
“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”
“Oh come on, guys!”
“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”
“Seriously?”

“Gwath’s my name, just want fame, wanna be like the mods
Guys I just wanna play! I guess this is the cost”

“Come on guys, let’s surprise, no one vote him this time
If he dies with no lies that’s just normal”

“You could vote, but you won’t
See if I help you again
You could vote, but you won’t
See if I help you again”

“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”
“Oh come on, guys!”
“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”
“Seriously?”
“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”
“Oh come on, guys!”
“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”
“Seriously?”

“I’m a normal guy, I just don’t know why
They always vote me, now they ignore me
I wish I’d survive just one until Day Five
So have fun loves, trying to catch werewolves

I’m a normal guy, I just don’t know why
They always vote me, now they ignore me
I wish I’d survive just one until Day Five
So have fun loves, trying to catch werewolves”

“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”
“Oh come on, guys!”
“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”
“Seriously?”
“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”
“Oh come on, guys!”
“Come on, Gwath, it’s time for your lynch”
“Seriously?”

Gwath tried to convince everyone to change their minds but no one would listen to him. He saw people gathering into various groups and found himself alone. “What, no one likes me?”

“Well, Gwath, it is a popularity contest!”

Gwath walked off alone, only to trip over a brick and crack his head open on the wall. As he lay bleeding the rest of the group was chattering away amongst each other, most of them gathering around Fea as she told them what she had planned for the next Day.

“Screw you too, village....”




The Dead
Shasta, his last moment made last on Night Zero (Co-Mod)
Alona, died of a broken (well, eaten) heart on Night Zero (Vote Count Girl/Co-Co-Mod)
Phantom, went out of his British mind (and then his regular one) on Night Zero (Heckler/General Trouble Maker)
Sally, didn’t dance and died on Night Zero (High Moddess)
Gwath, was brick walled on Day One (ordo)