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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
Come on people! I want to hear more wild speculation about Phalian! 
Will Peter kill his father? What will Alien do with the Bus company? How will John Fillis get better? Wait, okay, that last one doesn't count...
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Okay then.
1. Will Peter kill his father?
No, because his father stole Frodo's mithril shirt.
2. What will Alien do with the Bus company?
Rope the buses together and use them as a traveling stage for his musical act.
3. How will John Filis get better?
He won't; he'll just mutate into a giant talking carrot. Which I suppose is better...