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Old 11-14-2009, 04:39 PM   #592
Pitchwife
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Another song for Fea and Sauce. Original here, original lyrics there.

Just look at us - we’re a living nightmare
We’re Moddess Mira's favourite pair
We write great poems and cause mayhem
And we’ll flirt with the Wolves and sell you to them
Just play with us and you will see
we’re worse than a Cobbler could ever be
We count as innocents, but we're Lovers too
So don't expect us to side with you
For as long as we're together all is well -
We’re the Traitor Lovers from Hell!

If your Hunter is lynched on Day One
and the Bear eats your Seer just for fun
If the Wolves tear out the last ordo's heart
don't blame us, we're just playing our part
If Noggerwolf gets down to beg
you can count on it: you're as good as dead
If you won't help us win we'll throw you under the bus
cos morals is a foreign word to us
We'll vote you and retract to you as well
Cos we’re Traitor Lovers from Hell!

There’s nothing innocentish about us two romantics
Can’t you tell?
There’s nothing innocentish about us two romantics
from Hell!

We'll confuse you with talk about Wolvish Friends
as long as it furthers our own ends
We'll help a Wolf to lynch his daughter
We'll gladly see the whole village slaughtered
We'll lynch your Ranger, and Nerwen dies too
as long as it means victory for us two
We'll sell you all to the furry three
All we ask in return is, Let us be
For as long as we're together all is well -
We're the Traitor Lovers from Hell!
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