Yeah, but Sally, I was told on very short notice (ie: upon commencement of the prior parody) that Moddes-Ni required a parody FOR HER directed AT HER.
And the options that sprang to mind were Viva la Vida and Be a Man.
Which would have been very meta. Ie:
"BE A MOD! YOU MUST BE SMART AS THE AWESOME KELLY! BE A MOD! WITH ALL THE FORCE OF HER GLASSES GLARE! BE A MOD! WITH ALL THE STRENGTH NEEDED TO WEDGE FIVE POUNDS OF CLAY, AND THROW IT ON THE WHEEL IN CERAMICS ROOOOOOOOM!!!"
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