Wormtongue as he picks up his camera:
"Yes! Yes! Work for me Kingy. Shake that booty!
Gandalf, you're next. Show me rage-anger-vengeance! That's it!!!
Eowyn hon, you're next. I want to see a pout. Come
on, shake what your momma gave you!
And people. You guards. This runway MUST be ready by tomorrow.
That darling man Saruman is coming to see the latest
fashions and he's
loaded."