There goes the Old Woman of the Sea look! What look could be next in the exclusive Alien fashion line I wonder?
And Squatter's been bin stealing? Really! Young criminals these days, they have no shame! But this
does explain the disappearance of the rubbish bin at work today, I was beginning to think Alien had tried to add it to his personal collection again - it's a very valuable specimen after all.
So as you can see, your newspaper (aside from being 100% TRUTH!) is an irreplaceable part of the Barrow-Downs. Where would we be without it? Probably ignorant about the virtues of the great and holy rubbish bin and definitely very bored. Just thought I'd thank you for all your industrious reporting, we love it!