Ranger:
No more talk of Night kills,
Ignore these baddies, dear.
I'm here to tell you I rhyme
And we won't lose another time
Let me be your savior,
Let my knife save your ears
I'm here with a large shotgun
To make the wolfies all gone
Innocents:
Say you'll save me when I'm being voted,
Turn my head with talk of lupine lynch
Say you'll work to save our helpless ordos
Promise me that you're not friends with Rune
That's all I ask of you
Ranger:
Let me be your captain,
My votes will be your guide
You're safe with me to guard you
The wolves will run to high school
Innocents:
All I want is victory
A world with no more wolves
And you still to play me
To make them not fillet me
Ranger:
Then say you'll vote with me to end the baddies
Let me lead you all into a win
Say you need me to decide who survives
Anything you do, let me help too
Village, that's all I ask of you
Innocents:
Say you'll share with me one lynch, one bandwagon
Find a wolf and we will slaughter them
Ranger and Innocents:
Share each hunch with me
Each hint
Each niggling
Ranger:
Say you trust me
Innocents:
You know I do
Wolves:
Don't lynch us
That's all we ask of you
As the Innocents and the Ranger walk away arm in arm(s) the audience's attention is suddenly drawn to Steve, who is sitting alone in the cold. He is clutching his laptop, which has the Admin Thread pulled up, and is clearly upset, composing a PM to Nogrod in another (Internet Explorer, Firefox, web browser of your choice) tab.
Steve:
I gave you my Night Guards
Made your game take wing
And now how you've repaid me
I'm not even playing!
He was bound to like it when he saw my game
Noggins...
Noggins...
The light fades on Steve and we again see the Ranger and the Innocent Chorus, staring hopefully at a vote count tacked to a large post.
Ranger and Innocents:
Say you'll share with me a lynch, a victory
Say the word and I will vote with you
Share decisions and the wolves we'll conquer
The scene fades to black, but suddenly a deep voice rumbles through the thread
Sudden!Unexpected!Phantom:
You will curse the day you did not do all that
the Phantom asked of you!