[Iarwain]

I can't help but laugh, Lush. We can tell by this (it's already obvious though) that Pinkerton has never touched a copy of LotR. I bet there is a refrence to smoking at least every fifty pages in the book. I can just imagine if the Tobacco industry had caught on:

Everyone does it! It's the cool thing to do. Be like Gandalf and Bilbo, and Frodo, and Merry, and Pippin, and Gimli, and Aragorn, and Legolas, and maybe even Sam too; buy a pipe today!