The D-league vs. The Dark Monarch
Volume 2, Issue 4:The Fall of Penguin Royalty
It was a fairly slow day for our heroes, but an exciting one nonetheless due to the lovely balance of romance and violence. A few votes were tossed out for
Form at the beginning, as well as one for
Autume, but things are always subject to change.
“I think we should lynch
Lommy!”
Form declared.
Mac agreed with this idea.
“But I find
Nessa more suspicious!”
Sally said, feeling torn (figuratively of course).
“Poetry! Poetry!”
Nienna exclaimed hopefully.
“But my dear sweet beautiful
Sally, please side with me, for I adore thee oh so greatly!”
Form said softly , in an attempt to woo her to his side.
“May…be…”
Sally replied, feeling weak in the knees. “I vote for
Nessa though…wait, no…ok fine, I vote for
Lommy.”
Form kisses her passionately, as
Autume also switches to
Lommy. After the romantic feel has left the premises the heroes all gang up on
Prin-Guin Lommy. Cue the violence.
“But…but…I’m innocent…” she sobbed sadly, waddling back a few steps and adjusting her crown.
The heroes stand there at a bit of loss, trying to remain strong while still wishing they simply had a rope.
“How do you kill a penguin?”
Mira pondered out loud.
“Don’t killer whales eat penguins?!”
Mac suggested, not so helpfully.
“And where do you propose we find a killer whale? I doubt they have any at the supermarket.”
Nessa commented sarcastically, rolling her eyes.
“Well I have this blow up whale I got on my last trip to
Marineland!”
Sally suggested, pulling the toy out of nowhere.
Nerwen grabbed it and bonked
Lommy over the head with it.
“Ouch!”
Lommy declared, as her crown fell to the ground. She was still alive.
Nerwen tossed the perfectly safe and non-lethal toy behind her *
insert screeching cat sound here*. The heroes stood there, still eyeing
Lommy, all at a loss.
“Well fine then, if you can’t think of a way to kill me I’m getting out of here!”
Lommy cried, turning quickly in hopes of running away. She began to waddle away awkwardly but tripped over her fallen crown and tumbled down the conveniently placed staircase.
The heroes hurried quickly to the stairs and watched the
Prin-Guin topple all the way down and then stop moving. No transformation occurred.
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Living
wilwa (the Dark Monarch)
autume-
Lady Tum, The Fish Whisperer, can converse with fish
Formendacil-
Celibateman, saving girls everywhere from awkward 1st dates
Macalaure-
The Incredible Sulk, when angry he turns green and pouts
Mira-
Narcolepsy girl, falls asleep at the most inoppurtune moment
Nerwen-
The Reverser, can read and write backwards
Nessa-
Laughing Lass, can make others laugh uncontrollably
Nienna-
Word Cloud Girl, analyzes people based on the frequency of the words they use
sally-
Movie quotes girl, quotes/recognizes quotes out of movies and TV
Dead
Boro-
Wild-eye (Night 1)
Fea-
Doctor Girlfriend, died from sheer awesomeness (Day 1) -
ordo
Pitch-
Studebaker Hawk, fell to his death (Day 1) -
Seer
Hakon-
Leaf Man, made into firewood (Night 2) -
ordo
Lari-
Hover Girl, broken neck (Night 2) -
ordo
Inziladun-
Dr. Electron, used as filament (Day 2) -
ordo
the phantom-
Candor Man, taken by special request of the Monarch (Night 3) -
ordo
Brinniel-
Butterfingers, caught herself on fire (Night 3) -
ordo
alonariel-
Charms girl, killed by Norm (Day 3) -
Firefly
Norm-
sacrificed himself to kill alona (Day 3) -
No votes
Shasta-
Mr. E., No longer with the shadows (Night 4) -
Ranger
morm-
Athletes' foot man, sprayed with Tinactin (Day 4)- ordo
Rikae-
Doktor Quatsch, scrabbled by the wolves (Night 5)- BFF
Durelin-
Felis Grey, bear strangled her with cats' tails (Night 5)-Hunter
Lommy-
Prin-Guin, toppled down stairs, inflated killer whale involved (Day 5) -
ordo
Still Night time! No posting please.