The D-league vs. The Dark Monarch Volume 1, Issue 9: Lights off
After much debate and many retracted votes later, the heroes made their choice,
Inziladun would die.
"I'm telling you I am innocent!" cried
Inziladun.
"That's what they all say." said
alona.
.
newreN deksa ".epor on dah ew dias
motnahp eht ?mih llik ew od woH"
"That light bulb is going to go out"
Inziladun pointed to the bulb above
Brinn's head. "Right...now." The bulb went out. "See I can still be of use to all of you!?"
"Yes you can!" said
sally, and a bulb went off in
sally's head. "Isn't there a ridiculously large glass bowl in the kitchen?"
"Yes. Yes there is!" said
Mac. He caught onto
sally's plan and ran to fetch the large glass bowl.
"Ok, we will need some water, wire, and potatoes." said
sally giving orders and her fellow heroes listened.
Shasta and
the phantom took hold of
Inziladun, who had no clue what was happening. "What? What do you guys want to do to me! I'm telling you I'm innocent!"
All the materials were gathered and sally wrapped the wire around Inzildun's legged, hooked him up to a bunch of potatoes, that were soaking in a bowl of water.
the phantom and
Shasta placed the glass bowl over
Inziladun, and all the heroes watched him begin to glow.
He let off a bright, radiant light, that lit up the entire room and the light even burst out the windows.
"There, now let's see his pals, and that bear try to attack us at night! With the light that
Inziladun gives off, they won't dare come out at night!" said
morm as sally was laughing at the genius of her plan.
Then
Inziladun began to flicker. From inside the glass the heroes could hear a faint "I'm out in...3...2...1 and -"
Inziladun had burnt out.
"For being Dr. Electron, and having such expertise with lightbulbs, he made a really useless one." said
Durelin. The heroes gathered around the glass bowl, waiting to see if
Inziladun had transformed. He had not,
Dun, was an ordo and he had blown out.
Living
wilwa (the Dark Monarch)
alonariel-
Rosemancer, creates useful, everyday charms
autume-
Lady Tum, The Fish Whisperer, can converse with fish
Brinn-
Butterfingers (aka The Klutz) breaks everything she touches
Durelin-
Felis Grey, under the impression her domestic cats obey her
Formendacil-
Celibateman, saving girls everywhere from awkward 1st dates
Lommy-
Prin-Guin, claimed princess of the penguins, wears a penguin suit and crown
Macalaure-
The Incredible Sulk, when angry he turns green and pouts
Mira-
Narcolepsy girl, falls asleep at the most inoppurtune moment
morm-
Athletes Foot Man, grows edible green fungus in feet
Nerwen-
The Reverser, can read and write backwards
Nessa-
Laughing Lass, can make others laugh uncontrollably
Nienna-
Word Cloud Girl, analyzes people based on the frequency of the words they use
Rikae-
Doktor Von und Zum Quatsch
sally-
Movie quotes girl, quotes/recognizes quotes out of movies and TV
Shasta-
Mr. E., always cast in shadows
the phantom-
Candor Man not to be confused with Condor Man, the truth is brutal
Dead
Boro-
Wild-eye (Night 1)
Fea-
Doctor Girlfriend, died from sheer awesomeness (Day 1) -
ordo
Pitch-
Studebaker Hawk, fell to his death (Day 1) -
seer
Hakon-
Leaf Man, made into firewood (Night 2) -
ordo
Lari-
Hover Girl, broken neck (Night 2) -
ordo
Inziladun-
Dr. Electron, used as filament (Day 2) -
ordo
It Night 3. You all know what to do.
Edit: credit due to Agan for giving me the narration idea. 