Day 1
The D-league vs. The Dark Monarch
Volume 1, Issue 6: Murder, Murder is what She wrote. Murder, Murder, let us vote.
Wild-Eye heard intruders come into his room.
So, this was it? They were here? With all my powers gone, maybe if I just pretend to sleep my death will be quick.
"Is this him?" asked the one closest to Wild-eye.
"Yes, it is." said another.
"Ok, let's just do it and get it over with." said a third.
"Wait!" said the first one "We should be sure of what our orders are first."
"She told us. Find Wild-eye and assassinate him while he sleeps." said the one in the middle.
"Clear enough, alright on the count of three." said the one closest.
In unison the 3 intruders whispered. "1...2...3." None of them moved in for the kill.
"Why didn't you two do anything?" asked the one in the middle.
"I thought you two would." said the first.
"I wondered if it is alright to assassinate someone we don't know, especially while he sleeps." the third one spoke up again.
"We have our orders, Pain." said the middle one.
"Well, I just think it would be easier to kill him if we were acquaintances." said Pain. "It doesn't feel right to kill someone we don't know, and you can't kill someone you know too well. So, if we just were to introduce ourselves, it would be easier to kill him...wouldn't it?"
"No, no. She told us he was far too dangerous if he knew we were coming, which is why she specifically told us to do it while he was asleep."
"If we are discussing my death" said Wild-eye sitting up. "I agree with Pain."
"No, no, no. Gust don't you get it! We should kill him now." the one in the middle drew out a lighter.
"Stay that match, Firefly!" yelled Gust. "He's shown no sign of aggression."
"Thanks." began Wild-eye. "So let us now formally introduce. I am Wild-eye."
"Hello, Wild-eye." Pain jumped in, he seemed interested in testing out his theory about assassinating strangers versus assassinating acquaintances. "I am Pain. This is Gust, and the hot tempered one is Firefly."
"Hello, ok go ahead then, I only ask for a clean death."
"On three?" asked Pain. They all agreed.
"1...2...3" No one moved.
'It wasn't any easier." Pain sounded dejected. "How come you just stayed there Wild-eye. Surely you could have killed us by now?"
"What makes you think that?" asked Wild-eye.
"Our Boss said you were too dangerous if you knew we were coming, that's why we wanted to kill you in your sleep."
"I knew you were coming long before this night." said Wild-eye. They all looked confused "Umm...I'm a seer."
"That makes sense." said Gust "If you knew we were coming then why were you prepared to let us kill you? Our boss made it sound -"
"Well your boss is in idiot, isn't she?"
"How rude!" yelled Firefly "Don't you dare insult the Dark Monarch!"
"I think people who sneak into someone's room to kill him while he sleeps are a lot ruder." They all looked at eachother and nodded their heads, accepting that Wild-eye had a point. "Anyway, what I was going to say, is your Boss seemed to be under the impression that I would not know you were coming and still have all my powers. This was wrong, hence why she's an idiot."
There was an awkward pause, Wild-eye took that as a sign they were interested to hear more. "I haven't shown any aggression, for I have none of my powers left and it would be useless to kill me."
"She would still be glad you were dead and we were the ones who did it!" snapped Firefly.
"Perhaps, I'm sure she would be pleased that I'm dead. However, she wants to kill me for my powers and since I have given them to others, she will make you hunt them down and kill them. So, as you can see, it makes no more sense to kill me."
"Still," began Gust. "if we went back to her and told her we let you live, she wouldn't be too happy with us."
"If that's what you have to do, than so be it." Wild-eye was now prepared to die. But then...
"Wait, maybe, if we explain to her, what Wild-eye has said...and tell her he doesn't have his powers anymore she will understand. She doesn't sound that unreasonable, I'm sure she wouldn't want us killing someone who's death wouldn't do her any good."
"Agreed." said Gust.
"If you say so" said Firefly. "I'm not so sure myself, and if she doesn't like it, I'm going to tell her I did not go along."
"Well, if we just go and tell her and she still wants us to kill him. We could always come back and do it." said Pain "You seem like an honourable person, Wild-eye, you would wait here for us if we had to come back and kill you. Right?"
Wild-eye was completely shocked, but pleasantly so...
They don't want to kill? Then what was with the dream of me lying dead in my bed?
"That settles it." said Gust "Don't leave, Wild-eye, just in case we do have to come back and kill you and what not."
"Oh yeah...sure...yes I'm honourable...I will wait here. Definitely."
As soon as the three villains left. Wild-eye began hurriedly packing his bags. He couldn't believe it, he was going to be able to get out of here...
Haha, those fools! Wild-eye will be gone, if and when they do come back!
However, suddenly, his door burst open. He turned to look at a hulking, growling beast. "It can not be?" Wild-eye said with a shock. "I...thought you...you should be dead?" However, there was something different about the eyes, the eyes did not look kind, yet sad. They were the eyes of a beast hungry for blood. "It's me, Brother. Wild-eye!"
The beast looked at first puzzled, but let out a blasting roar, and there was darkness.
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The next morning all the heroes awoke and found that Wild-eye was not with them. When they went to get him from his room, they saw the door splintered open, and laying on the bed was Wild-eye. He had several deep cuts across his face.
"He's dead." declared
Mac. "Who could have done this?"
"Look!" pointed
Nessa "On the sheets!"
"That's a bloody bear print" said
the phantom. "I thought we were supposed to be fighting an evil Butterfly. He never told us anything about a bear. ::hmpf:: Liar!"
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Living
wilwa (the Dark Monarch)
alonariel-
Rosemancer, creates useful, everyday charms
autume-
Lady Tum, The Fish Whisperer, can converse with fish
Brinn-
Butterfingers (aka The Klutz) breaks everything she touches
Durelin-
Felis Grey, under the impression her domestic cats obey her
Fea-
Docter Girlfriend, can flirt exceptionally for unusually long intervals
Formendacil-
Celibateman, saving girls everywhere from awkward 1st dates
Hakon-
Leaf man, can grow leaves on his limbs whenever he wants
Inziladun-
Docter Electron, can predict the precise moment a light bulb will blow
Lari-
Hover girl, can hover 3 feet off the ground
Lommy-
Prin-Guin, claimed princess of the penguins, wears a penguin suit and crown
Macalaure-
The Incredible Sulk, when angry he turns green and pouts
Mira-
Narcolepsy girl, falls asleep at the most inoppurtune moment
morm-
Athletes Foot Man, grows edible green fungus in feet
Nerwen-
The Reverser, can read and write backwards
Nessa-
Laughing Lass, can make others laugh uncontrollably
Nienna-
Word Cloud Girl, analyzes people based on the frequency of the words they use
Pitchwife-
Studebaker Hawk, flies by covering legs in syrup which attracts a swarm of flies
Rikae-
Doktor Von und Zum Quatsch
sally-
Movie quotes girl, quotes/recognizes quotes out of movies and TV
Shasta-
Mr. E., always cast in shadows
the phantom-
Candor Man not to be confused with Condor Man, the truth is brutal
Dead
Boro-
Wild-eye (Night 1)
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