[Nessa Telrunya]

Hoping someone would eat all the fried rice and boiled mice rice before it all turned into a Great Green fuzzy teddy bear named "Prickly Pin Pricker" made of cactus, he jumped up and saw a wizard with (a) wobbly hat named George, the color of Saruman's magical cloak, which is bluish with frilly trim and crocheted lace, stained with food and very noxious, but it wasn't as brightly colored as the cloak that belonged to someone named Steve. Stealing Steve was very interested in other people rings, especially ones which had diamond settings, surrounded by plastic bands and casings made of tinsel that tinkled and crinkled when squeezed, smelled really badly, and didn't shine like the Great-Great Grandfather Hotel in Gondor.

The wind blew away Saruman's socks, so Wormtongue panicked and ate some magic mushroom soup, which made him act rather badly, and allergic reactions made him puke with nasty green orc-like slime and bits of very brightly colored patches and stitches he swallowed earlier while eating with lots of gusto, and then he gurgled and died a horrible death.

Now this didn't.....