News is like a child. Noisy, smelly and it may try to bite your fingers if you get too close. Science is still trying to work out exactly why this is...
If anyone wants to send in stories for the front page, please feel free. I don't want to feel so drained at the prospect of writing a full front page every single week.
Anyway, Peter Hampton is now going to take you into the realm of Buses!
How many Buses are there? Well, only the boss would know that... Maybe.
It's just occurred to me that I missed the third birthday both of The Downer and The Phantom and Alien. Poop. Oh well, I'll try and make up for it at Christmas or something. We've got another cartoon in the works.