I forgot to give myself an in-game role. So:
*sigh* You know, this reunion is a total nostalgia trip for me... and painful too.
High school was by far the best time of my life; it's been downhill since then. My grades may not have been anything to cheer about, but
wasn't I cute?

All my friends were sure I was going to be the next top model, or maybe a film star. (Not that I could
act– in fact I rather looked down on the nerdy theatre kids.)
But somehow that just didn't work out. I'm vague about what my actual job is. Maybe I work in a checkout... maybe I'm a stripper... You can ask, but I'll never quite tell you. I'll always try to make it sound a lot more glamourous than it is, though– I'll be darned if I'm going to lose face in front of all you geeks who went to college.