Elrond: It's a real hassle. Even now that they're all grown up they still put rubber spiders in my breakfast and pull pranks all across Middle-Earth.
To Frodo: After your performance at the Prancing Pony (though it ended in near disaster), did you ever think to join the musical theater?
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain
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