Which movie is it that has Gollum masquerading as the King of Mirkwood?
Gollum as Thranduil: We hates the elvieses with their glowing eyes, precious.
Legolas: You're... You're...
G:What is it, precious? *face changes* No we like the elvieses.
L: GOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
