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LETTER TO THE EDITOR
Dear Sir and/or Madam:
Rumors of my affair with a box have bin overblown. Pandora and I are merely friends, in case you weren't aware. She's really not my type, as she has too much junk in her trunk -- if you know what I mean. I'm sorry, I just had to get that off my chest; I couldn't go on dragging that baggage about with me.
Regards,
Morthoron
Moriquendi Prince of Portmanteau
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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