Swords are useful for two things:
Whacking people on the head and tripping people up.
(This makes no sense unless you've read my documentary, so ignore it [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] but it is true, as Faramir found out...)
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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