Now I don't in any way believe any of this but it was just too tempting
(so sorry Bethb!!)
Frodo's decision. - Gandalf's hypnotism
Sam's loyalty. - outmoded Feudal kowtowing, he'll be firsst up against the wall when the revolution comesss, classssss traitor my preciousssssss!
The love of Arwen and Aragorn. - Rohypnol
The friendship of Legolas and Gimli. - modern day politically correct multiculturalism
The Ents--and Old Man Willow. - GM crops gone mad
