Bring out the Barrow-Wight
Turn loose the Eönwë- roar!
Eönwë. It's What's For Dinner. - A warning against the next WW game?
Have You Forgotten How Good Eönwë Tastes?- I haven't been playing it (WW) much lately. I should run away while I still have the chance.
Come to Life. Come to Barrow Downs.- Slightly contradictory, perhaps.
Barrow Downs Makes Everything Better.- True, true
Uh-oh, Better Get Barrow Downs. -For all your Tolkien needs. Or:
If You Really Want To Know, [about Tolkien stuff]
Look In The Barrow Downs. or:
You've Got Questions. We've Got Barrow Downs.
Smart. Beautiful. Ungoliant. 
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Gollum.
Make Someone Happy with Tom Bombadil- Hmm...
Sting Comes to Those Who Wait.- My advice: Don't wait!
Nothing Acts Faster Than Gurthang.- See above
We're Serious About Gurthang.- SO am I. So is Glaurung. So is Turin.
Good Honest Hobbit Since 1896.- For orcs.
You Need A Hobbit- No, you need The Hobbit.
Old Toby: The Other White Meat.- So that's the secret!
Because Cirdan Can't Drive.- But he can swim!
Top Breeders recommend Thuringwethil- What sort of breeders are these?
Everything We Do is Driven by Morgoth.
Give the Dog a Sauron.- Huan?
Ok, I think that's enough.
But, that website is:
Good to the Last Lord Of The Rings.
Also,
You Need A Tolkien.- The website said it, not me.