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Pffft! The WitchKing got beat by a girl.
*Notices the women of the Downs glaring angrily at him*
Ummm...look over there, it's Orlando Bloom!
*Quickly runs out of the room while the women ogle*
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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