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Manwe Sulimo · 09-13-2002, 09:17 PM

Ways to get LotR back in school:

1) Go to an armory, buy a longsword, and carve the word "Andúril" on it in Elven script.
2) Get some mail (chain, not letters), a shield, a helm.
3) Have a friend carry the Standard of Arwen behind you.
4) Get a tall friend with a bow and some arrows, and a short friend with a battleaxe.
5) Walk to school through the woods (as to get dirty)
6) BURN THE SCH--

Uhh...sorry about that. Just...umm....right....

OOOHHH!!!!

Go out, buy a hundred/thousand copies of LotR, bring them to the school during the night, and put one on every desk.

-OR-

Leave school for somewhere more sensible.

Anywho....

(The above was the opinion of the author's evil alter-ego. The preceding in no way illustrates the author's opinion or what he might do next Thursday....)

I feel blessed by Eru (YES, ERU! Take THAT for demons, b-y-otch!) to go to a public school where they can't ban anything short of pornography (I mean, I'm reading Helter Skelter while my class is discussing Lord of the Flies).

09-13-2002, 09:17 PM	#9
Manwe Sulimo Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor Posts: 553	Ways to get LotR back in school: 1) Go to an armory, buy a longsword, and carve the word "Andúril" on it in Elven script. 2) Get some mail (chain, not letters), a shield, a helm. 3) Have a friend carry the Standard of Arwen behind you. 4) Get a tall friend with a bow and some arrows, and a short friend with a battleaxe. 5) Walk to school through the woods (as to get dirty) 6) BURN THE SCH-- Uhh...sorry about that. Just...umm....right.... OOOHHH!!!! Go out, buy a hundred/thousand copies of LotR, bring them to the school during the night, and put one on every desk. -OR- Leave school for somewhere more sensible. Anywho.... (The above was the opinion of the author's evil alter-ego. The preceding in no way illustrates the author's opinion or what he might do next Thursday....) I feel blessed by Eru (YES, ERU! Take THAT for demons, b-y-otch!) to go to a public school where they can't ban anything short of pornography (I mean, I'm reading Helter Skelter while my class is discussing Lord of the Flies). __________________ "Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them."